Are you kidding me?

As I sat or rather laid on my couch reading my new In Style magazine with the roaring flames only a gas fireplace can produce :) on the tube I had the CMA (country music awards ) on as background noise. Now, I do like country music so it's not that much of a stretch that I would have it on my TV. And what I am about to say here is nothing derogatory toward the music and it's artists. So don't send me hate mail.

However, what got me to get my fingers tapping on the keyboard was....well, let me just explain...

Wynonna Judd- she comes out on the stage with Cowboy Troy (who is a tall black man with a huge belt buckle on his pants) Not in his pants, on his pants..you dirty girls! Back to Wy...she is dressed in a jacket that is too tight (visualize if you will lots of sausage stuffed in it's casing) I had trouble breathing for her! She was wearing a white shirt that was buttoned up to her neck, um, choking here.I So what you see here a woman so tightly wrapped it is causing me discomfort. But it gets better, I know you are saying, But how Michelle? Because the piece of resistance was on her hands, she was wearing black sparkley gloves. HELLO!!...who is dressing this woman, Michael Jackson's wardrobe person? Did she have some kind of freakish accident that she needed to cover up her hands...nothing against gloves if they are paired with a coat but on stage with EEWWW. The only skin she was showing was her face framed by her big 80's hair, which as I understand is back in style.

Shortly thereafter a commercial for Hanes underwear came on. Why am I mentioning this? Well, when is the last time you saw men dressed as pieces of fruit singing a country music toon about underwear! Besides at a a local fair in the house of freakish people. I have never seen an apple belt out a tune so smooth and soothing. Almost brought tears to my eyes, maybe because I was laughing my ass off.